FUNNY SHAT.

Some funny names translated into dialects.. It's a mixture of hokkien, cantonese and chinese.

Selling Curry - Michael Lee (pronounce in Cantonese)
Selling Chicken Egg - Michael Tan (pronounce in Cantonese)
Chicken hawker (male) - Michael Low, Loh (pronounce in Cantonese)
Selling Scissors - Michael Toh (pronounce in Cantonese)
King of selling chicken - Michael Ong
Dun shake - Mike Yeo (in Hokkien)
Food turning bad - Charles Sng (in Hokkien)

Seow Ting Tong (insane man)
Toh Boon Tang (rubbish bin)
Ng Chye See (never die before)
Chia Leow Bee (waste rice and grains)
Chin Kang Kor (very bad situation)
Teo Seng Kwee (act deity act ghost)
Oh Kwee Tau (pimp)

Anne Chang - Dirty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Faye Chen - Dusty
Carl Cheng - Buttock
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Connie Mah - Call your mother
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings
Macy Koh - Never die before

fucking funny. i.. laugh till.. ROFLMAO